Imagine waking up in your pink bed, taking off your pink eye mask, sitting up and having a drink from your pink water bottle, stumbling into the bathroom in your pink tights, brushing your hair with your pink brush and tying it back with a pink scrunchie, picking up your pink toothbrush from the pink cup next to the sink, squeezing out a dab of pink paste and thinking “I really fucking hate this”. I sure hope I continue to like pink.