:)
Oh god
Oh shit.
We all know how they are going to kill you… or better, where
I die with a smile on my face
Considering the anime she’s from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.
I get shot by richard stallman
ah damn - shouldn’t have swapped those two letters
There’s worse ways to go I guess
Depends… Are you going to die from giving or from receiving one? Or in other words: who’s bob?
uh oh
🔥🥵
Spagettigification🫠
Sounds like a long, painful way to go
Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they’ll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I’m immortal, baby!
Died fighting for freedom of technology and the destruction of corporations
killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)
could be worse, I guess
this is awesome
I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow
Heart attack from yelling at my computer screen, I guess
