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minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoYou… kind of can. Sort of. NSFW https://bedbible.com/pegging-dildo/#Lovense_Lapis
minus-squareHildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agobut does it have barbs to remain inserted and continue gyrating in your absence. sorry I took a semester of entomology and now its everyone’s problem :3
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoKnotting is so old fashioned, all the cool kids are doing barb phalluses
minus-squaredandelion (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months ago/r/brandnewsentences
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months ago… Not that I am aware of, but perhaps you could make some modifications or submit a new design. Embrace transhumanism: Design your own anatomical augmentation. Or I mean… maybe don’t design basically a thing that is specialized at commiting brutal sexual assault? I dunno, you’re a bee if you can think hard enough rofl.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoTechnology used to overcome the limits of this human flesh.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-22 months agoEmbrace transhumanism: Peg your partner today! Belt and strap-mount optionally available for increased stability, unfortunately we can’t reconfigure your pelvic floor muscles quiiiite yet Hahahah!
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-22 months agoI’m willing to do my part if someone needs a partner.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI added a dumb ‘fast read at the last 5 seconds of the commerical’ bit.
You… kind of can.
Sort of.
NSFW
https://bedbible.com/pegging-dildo/#Lovense_Lapis
but does it have barbs to remain inserted and continue gyrating in your absence.
sorry I took a semester of entomology and now its everyone’s problem :3
Knotting is so old fashioned, all the cool kids are doing barb phalluses
/r/brandnewsentences
… Not that I am aware of, but perhaps you could make some modifications or submit a new design.
Embrace transhumanism: Design your own anatomical augmentation.
Or I mean… maybe don’t design basically a thing that is specialized at commiting brutal sexual assault?
I dunno, you’re a bee if you can think hard enough rofl.
Technology used to overcome the limits of this human flesh.
Embrace transhumanism: Peg your partner today!
Belt and strap-mount optionally available for increased stability, unfortunately we can’t reconfigure your pelvic floor muscles quiiiite yet
Hahahah!
I’m willing to do my part if someone needs a partner.
I added a dumb ‘fast read at the last 5 seconds of the commerical’ bit.