I’m not sure if you’re being serious, but just in case because this is actually a real problem with numbered (or even simple “mild” to “severe”) scales, this is significantly more helpful for both patient and clinician.

Play tough, get no treatment. Get out. Just go.

So what if your kidney exploded? You’re a tough guy, you can handle it!

:p

That and the exact shade of red your face is turning, apparently