Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously holding hands. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of women cuddling together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in love because someone dropped their phone while looking at wholesome yuri and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our thighs to “wholesome stories” or “true love” or whatever the newest vanilla fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.
NSFW tag plz
Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously holding hands. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of women cuddling together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I wanted to post this but when I searched for “everyone jacking off on the train” for the copypasta, I got… distracted.
Everybody’s laughing, untill the cuddle puddle breaks containment.
Stop dropping your phone on the fucking train
Every morning I clock into work, and 12 hours later I clock out covered in love because someone dropped their phone while looking at wholesome yuri and turned the whole trip into a goddamn gangbang. I can’t take it anymore. I’m literally knee deep in spunk by the end of the day, because all you motherfuckers are apparently lubing up your hands and can’t get a grip. We’ve all had to start wearing blindfolds when we exit the front so we don’t accidentally get a peak and start furiously cranking our thighs to “wholesome stories” or “true love” or whatever the newest vanilla fad is.
For the love of god, stop dropping your phone on the fucking train.