• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      It means we put down some shower curtains, slathered ourselves, one in peanut butter, one in jelly, and got to it.

      (We did try to avoid getting it in hair, didn’t get it uh, anywhere internal, to avoid potential infections, cleaned things off before trying any insertions. we were prepared lol)

      She told me she’d been dared by one of her friends, that if she didn’t do it before they did, they get to slap her, vice versa.

      … Not 100% sure if this was or was not a lie on her part, also, didn’t care either way, but i guess theoretically, i was helping a poor lass avoid a nasty slap.

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          2 months ago

          Oh, we were very hungry, all the time, you could say we were grazing the whole time, across the entire range, hahaha!

          Like, I may sound like I’m joking, but… sugar, protein, in pb and j?

          You gotta be replenishing calories to go for 8 straight hours. We literally set aside an entire day, and a recovery day, had to match up our schedules

          Lots of water on hand as well.

          … This is why half the people I told about this, about her, just did not believe me.

          • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
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            2 months ago

            It is one of those “No one will believe you” stories. But given there are no consequences, I rather believe you, makes the world a more colourful place.