I wear socks with flip flops like the one on the left around the house. My husband calls them my pig feet and he haaaates them. Sometimes I take off the flip flops and the cloven toe sock remains for a while. He super hates that haha

Who’s the beefcake? Looks like a jacked Tom Selleck.

I guess things like dicing = 1/4" cubes

Awww a grey always brightens my day :)

grEGGnat

Uber Eats could’ve brought it

Genius.

Jesus, did you guys go to school in Florida or something?

Yup! :)

Wow this is like 95% me. Except instead of brainrot it’s brainfog because ☆pEriMeNoPAuSe☆

You are all beautiful, unique creatures; you enrich the world just by being you 💜

The jetpack

I love this haha

Ah man, to be real for a sec, I feel so sorry for anyone living in those conditions. It’s so sad.

Please don’t take this as me trying to be mean or unfeeling, but I’m curious - you’re talking about some pretty serious issues, so why are you trying to sound so childlike? E.g., “uncomf”, “wana make u happi <3”, “awfuler feels”, “big sads”. I’m interested in what you’re saying but the way you present it makes it so hard to take seriously. Is this a thing in the trans community that I just don’t get, or just your schtick, or what?

So cute!!

Porthos will accept cheese for his services.

If I were a man I’d absolutely love to grow facial hair.

NJ has a lot: Lopatacong, Paramus, Manahawkin, Absecon, Piscataway, Manalapan, Cinnaminson, Hackensack, Parsippany, Teaneck, Manasquan, Raritan - just to name a few!

I love '60s music - it’s the majority of what I currently listen to - but I’m not sure how many lemmy users will be interested in that era.