They get along very well. They’re just both really self centered. Typical boomer shit.

Well the idea is that he be an asshole like he usually is to everyone else, but for whatever reason he’s nice to some of the most annoying dickheads on the planet.

Group hug.

My mom tries to get rid of salesman by deferring to my dad, who then immediately folds to whatever BS the salesman throws his way. He was damn close to signing up to pay someone to put solar panels on their house which he would then also have to also pay for the electricity generated by those panels until I re-stated it to him and was like “do you not see how fucking stupid that sounds? What are you getting out of this?”

It makes s sense that there’d be a higher ratio of gays and mixed race couples in an apocalypse. They’re already used to dealing with violent dickheads so they’re going into it more prepared.

They said they misjudged the speed of the other driver.

…what was he trying to say…

The point of the saying is that you shouldn’t fault a thing for not being like another different thing. It’s not that you can’t do it. But you wouldn’t evaluate the quality of an orange on the same parameters you would an apple.

I don’t want to know shit about this motherfucker until he’s dead and even then just the fact that he is will be sufficient, unless he dies in some hilariously awful way. Then I’d like to know that too.

Yeah I don’t have enough in the tank to deal with the adults who act like children at my job, which already doesn’t pay enough to cover having a family as it is, and then come home to children demanding even more energy/attention. I can’t do the shit I want to do in life as it is.

Then things just pile up and there’s more to do when you get around to doing it. It never ends.

It’s usually more manageable in the games and you can turn them off when you get sick of it. Can’t do that with real life… well not more than once anyway.

Add a 3rd option for “neither” and if that one wins the two other candidates get executed.

Windows 11

A Microsoft project manager wrote this.

She’s had ample opportunity to educate herself and come around. She’s refused to do so and has continued to double down on her bigotry. Fuck that bitch. Anyone that would be sympathetic to her should dome themselves too.

That’s pretty much where I’m at. I’m agnostic on the whole gender thing. I just don’t talk to people about it and try to respect whatever they’re doing as long as they’re not hurting me (which has never happened).

Dr. Pepper’s been around since like the 1880s, so no, I did not. Not saying a woman couldn’t be a Dr. Pepper but THAT Dr. Pepper is almost certainly not a woman.

I mean I guess I could just start living in some nice house and building shit but I feel like the length of time before someone has a very serious problem with that is not going to be very long.

I’m indifferent to it. It’s more about the chemistry happening after the initial setup for me. As long as there’s some kind of setup and the actors seem to be enjoying it I’m not that picky. I assume that’s the case with most people while a subset are REALLY into it. Or maybe it’s the other way around and I’m the weird one. There’s a whole lot of other categories of porn that bother me way more than the step family shit.