subignition

Jokes aside, if your time is that important you’re probably also wasting it by browsing the fediverse. Good luck to you.

I’ve read lengthy articles posted in response to questions before. Just depends on the complexity of the topic and whether I’m actually interested. Weird objection to have IMO.

I don’t watch fucking videos.

Written erotica is better quality anyway.

It’s an eight-minute video (and it’s Louis Rossman, so there’s about fifteen minutes of dialogue in it – highly efficient!)

Not to be rude, but you can afford to make time to watch the whole thing.

Still complicated enough to melt the brains of bigots like they’re the Wicked Witch of the West

I think you’re reading that in. I was expecting it to be something interesting like English not being their primary language, being unaccustomed to the English-language Internet could explain how someone wouldn’t be exposed to this kind of slang.

Good job interpreting their genuine question about your profound lack of common sense as a personal attack. 😮‍💨

It’s just like email (or Usenet on the chance you’re old) - you have an account on lemmy.world, you can only log in on lemmy.world, but you can read and reply to users and posts on fedia.io, mander.xyz, feddit.org, etc., et al

september 62nd is my favorite banking holiday.

i can hear it in his voice

Who put soup in my ear?! I smell toast…

What a beautiful blitpost

The dating pool is functionally infinite, giving up is like the one possible mistake.

It’s such a good name, it has that pun AND it’s a double entendre (“Eye-on”)

halting problem

it’s the first time I’ve seen this sort of reversal on the “trollface perpetual motion machine” memes, it’s pretty great

Jeez…

wendy oldbag

Not foolproof but you can also make a bookmarklet to unbind the top-level event which can sometimes force right-click to work.

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