subignition

The dating pool is functionally infinite, giving up is like the one possible mistake.

It’s such a good name, it has that pun AND it’s a double entendre (“Eye-on”)

halting problem

it’s the first time I’ve seen this sort of reversal on the “trollface perpetual motion machine” memes, it’s pretty great

Jeez…

wendy oldbag

Not foolproof but you can also make a bookmarklet to unbind the top-level event which can sometimes force right-click to work.

javascript:void(document.oncontextmenu=null);

Rose Lalonde wrote this

The image on the monitor is the Windows 95 3D Maze screensaver. Oh gosh I’m old.

that’s his left leg crossed over his right

These things are so cute, even if separate from their social context.

“← JERMA”

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The time to advance your ideas is everywhen except the presidential election, basically. At this timing, voting your conscience will really only be contributing to the spoiler effect.