In the 13 years I’ve had a Reddit account, I made 40 comments, and 4 posts.

In the 15 days I’ve had a Lemmy account, I’ve made 28 comments and 1 post.

Now I wouldn’t want to be one for extrapolating from data of different timescales, but…

I, a real normal human person, would consume the turtle with my regular bone teeth, in the usual fashion.

… but every page becomes blank just before you touch it.