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Clbull@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago

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Clbull@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year ago
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  • geekworking@lemmy.world
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    The test is negative. Sorry honey, you’re not pregnant. You’re just fat.

    • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿@lemmy.world
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      Big boned

      • Batman@lemmy.world
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        Big tummy bone

  • Aggravationstation@lemmy.world
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    Americans need much better sex education

    • PunnyName@lemmy.world
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      But that would reduce pregnancies, and we need that birth to military pipeline, baby!

      • 🗑️😸@lemm.ee
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        Another soldier in the fight against communism

    • Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world
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      The replies in this post is precisely why we need better sex ed.

      There’s an astounding number of people who aren’t aware about PCOS or IBS and think that the woman in the ad is actually stupid for taking a pregnancy test.

      I have both, and my doctor had to give me an hGC test to rule out pregnancy because my abdomen was as bloated as the woman in the picture.

      Neither of these conditions are rare, and either one can cause bloating and swelling, often chronically, to this degree.

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    See, I told you, you weren’t drinking too much beer after all!

  • kn0wmad1c@programming.dev
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    It’s called Predictor, so it’s probably predicting the birth gender of the baby and not a pregnancy test.

    • takeda@lemmy.world
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      It doesn’t look like it:

      https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61DxQyLZ%2BrL.__AC_SY300_QL70_ML2_.jpg

      It’s not exactly the same box, I found one that looked like this, but it was in Greek. Though it’s unlikely someone would call a pregnancy test and gender test using the same product name.

  • takeda@lemmy.world
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    That’s her normal look. She just looooveees beer.

    • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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      Octoberfest went just fine, honey.

  • Fuzzy_Dunlop@lemm.ee
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    It’s his.

  • Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world
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    So many people here who don’t know about PCOS or PCOS belly and actually think the woman in the picture is stupid.

    • XTornado@lemmy.ml
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      It can reach that size!? That sucks.

      • Rachelhazideas@lemmy.world
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        Yes. PCOS causes hormonal imbalances in that lead to bloating, abnormal amounts of abdominal fat, cramps. The cherry on top is having IBS at the same time.

        Everything combined stretches my stomach to the point where my skin hurts. When I consulted my doctor about it, she had to do an hCG test to be sure that I wasn’t pregnant.

    • Akuchimoya@startrek.website
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      I know someone who had uterine fibroids. It didn’t really bother her otherwise, so she just let them be, until people started congratulating her on being pregnant. (Then she had them removed.)

  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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    Is jokes

    AdWeek

    • kWazt@lemmy.world
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      I can’t believe I had to scroll to find this

  • volvoxvsmarla @lemm.ee
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    Isn’t that a test to know the sex or something

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    I don’t get it.

    • Clbull@lemmy.worldOP
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      They’re looking at the results of a pregnancy test when the lady is clearly about 8 months pregnant.

    • Nice_Melt_Pleb@lemmy.world
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      They didn’t know she was pregnant until they did the test. Just thought she got fat

      • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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        Oh. Why didn’t…fucking stupid.

        • Blyfh@lemmy.world
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          We all are, sometimes. :)

    • nifty@lemmy.worldBanned from community
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      🤰

  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    the smartest

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