Now there’s a hoopy frood who knows where his towel is

Experienced people will tell you that the key is to be distracted before you hit the ground.

Of course, most people’s experience is short lived since they’re not experienced enough of to die trying.

I’ve never once missed. I’m just that good

And don’t panic!

Every time I hear this, I imagine somebody jumping into a belly flop, but instead of falling just yeeting over the horizon at the speed if light.