I like the implication that Gwen just answers the door in her full spider costume.
Does she wear it 24/7 or did she put it on before answering?
Where did he get a squirrel-sized spider costume?
Did Squirrel Girl make it for him? DID SHE ALREADY HAVE ONE JUST IN CASE?
Break glass in case Spider-Man is transformed into a squirrel.
Gwen: “No, actually I’ve always wanted some pets. You are so cuuuute, Peter!”
Spider-squirrel, spider-squirrel, is he a spider, or is he a squirrel? Who knows! It’s spider-squirrel.
He’s got radioactive nuts.
To be fair, his nut is radioactive as a human as well according to Spider-Man: Reign. Ended up giving MJ cancer which killed her.
There’s no way that really hap-
Well okay then
There are some things I thought I’d never read
This is one of them
