Impossible not to 69, also to tell the difference between anal & blowjob.
Or between a handjob & a footjob.
Or between dirty talk & diarrhoea.
Or if the carpet matches the drapes.
Or between getting horny and having a cold.
As a foot- and ass-man, I gotta say, I’m OK with this
I was looking for this comment, not disappointed
I don’t know, the butts are on opposite sides so how can you utilize both
Missionary + lean forward and eat ass.
Its truly a win win for some of us filthy heathens.
At some point before the healing brush and patch tools were available, I saw an entire porn gallery (heh, remember when porn came in galleries?) of pixel perfect stitches where someone had joined waists to waists, to create a bunch of concatenated top/top, bottom/bottom images in front, back, and front/back configurations of a naked woman.
Because this was the early days of the internet, all I’d seen was gross, taboo, or unsettling stuff. I was sort of immune to it, but this was definitely my first “confused boner” situation. I still remember my absolute bewilderment. I was way more unsettled by that than goatse or whatever.
