I love the bartender warning lmao
Good guy bartender looking out for the viewer
I appreciate his concern and will nonetheless ignore it
Self harm and booze and “fuck” is censored? Stupid ass bullshit
Self harm to that brother
still would.
Bros (bartender) before hoes
I don’t want to fix her. I want her to break me. We can pick up the pieces together
Without you, Its not as much fun to pick up the pieces
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i love insane bitches
I don’t. The freaky sex isn’t worth the hell they’ll put you through.
Best option is to meet her in the middle and eat her out as she sits on the dumpster in the back alley.
That sounds great to me! 😍
Two dumpsters for the price of one!
Usually i don’t judge and am not religious, but you’re not gonna see heaven
I disagree. I just described heaven. 💦
At least until your tongue turns black and falls off.
In The Graysonian Ethic I called a girl like this “vacation in Cancun” because like Cancun it’s fun to visit for a bit but like Cancun if you try to live there you’ll quickly realize the problems.
Spent 5 years commuting and I regret it even if it was fun sometimes. I’ve never been to Mexico.
My fellow human, this reads like the inside jacket of a well loved book. If you ever write a memoir, let us know.
Bartender is obviously just jealous
The bartender knows where this is going. They have seen things.
I can smell this image
My brother in law has this picture saved in his contacts list as NEVERAGAIN(3)
2real4me
Reminds me of a song.
Angry Johnny and the Killbillies.
- Just plain bad.
It’s a funny song and mildly shocking. Worth a listen.
My dick can fix pretty much anything
