That bean’s got a six pack. That bean fucks the boyfriend/girlfriend/partner. That bean is a registered weapon. That bean gets people pregnant—regardess of gender.

my name is Kew,

and wen its nite,

or wen the moon

is shiyning brite,

and all the men

haf bin too mean -

i stay up late.

i flick the bean.

I’m no good at one handed pushups.

Every stroke one push-up?