I decoded it:

No company has a rainbow profile picture. They don’t give a fuck anymore.

corporate rainbow pfp is not the substantive and straight has nothing to do with heterosexual

!196@pawb.social

is that a hotdog with rice?

I read it more as main character couple in regular manga/anime, since yaoi and yuri are specific niche genres

🤯: two genitals envy

dock is a double dick/cock in my head canon now

but you get stretchmarks from gaining fat?

WAVING
 IRL
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double tap

Syntax error. I don’t understand

It made your eye color change?

you need more chairs

What happened? I can’t see

(also please don’t shoot the bi cis dudes)

happy caketail day

You have a Wiener inside you?

Trans-Australian railway meetup when?

oh, I thought I have to have sex to be allowed to play it.

it does get praised?

what kind of mosquitos do you have over there?

does a gun still work after being shot?