• brem@lemmy.world
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    23 hours ago

    I once pushed a canal boat overland to a curly man named Chorlton-cum-Hardy.

    He refused to pay for my services, so I named the boat after him.

    All these years later, I’m just sitting on my HMS Charlton-Came-Hardly and wondering why strangers keep taking pictures of me sealing the rotting creamy beams.