• eighty@aussie.zone
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    11 minutes ago

    unable to understand social interactions and people on a fundamental level choose a bachelor degree in literally the study of human mind - Psychology realise there is nothing fundamental about people, we are all subject to an innumerable amount of factors, and social interactions and psychology are culture-based and ultimately arbitrary

    All because westernised NTs demanded I have the perfect amount of eye-contact while we spoke about the weather

  • verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    2 hours ago

    ~STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL THEIR SKIN STEAL TH—~

  • decolo@piefed.social
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    4 hours ago

    Smile. Show your teeth. Make eye contact. DO NOT break eye contact. Listen actively. Listen to what they’re saying until they stop talking. Generate and vocalize a question or comment relevant to the conversational topic at hand. Repeat until they retreat in confusion/annoyance/terror.

    Congratulations. You have won at Socializing.

  • Sailor Anarres@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I heard you’re suppose to say extremely wrong facts confidently, and be a yes man suck up to whoever you are talking to. I think that’s the current trend in the art of mimicking human behavior.