• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    Nah, the water boarding function got retired years ago, now we just play Justin beiber songs at maximum volume through all the nearby speakers. Sometimes I also bring their posts to the attention of the tankies and get them involved in stupidity wars as well

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      6 days ago

      Wow, even the CIA is outsourcing its torture… Back in the day you’d torture someone just for the love of the game!

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        6 days ago

        Yea, enshitification hit us even, sometimes it just feels like going through the motions you know? There was a time I would look forward to a quick fingernail pulling session, maybe a quick double cross against a russian intelligence asset? Now it’s just feels like, what’s the point you know?