I hereby declare that my body and/or soul are my own property which I have sole ownership and copyright over. Heaven inc. and any of its’ subsidiaries or affiliates have no legitimate claim to my body or soul. Reading this post is a legally binding contract.
I see someone else has been reading the sovereign citizen post on the front page.
I would double check your contract, though… There’s this guy who’s a competitor to Heaven Inc. and he’s famous for being a stickler when it comes to contracts. Notably, he’s not known to be their subsidiary or an affiliate, but he’d probably offer a sovereign soul a home.
If the rapture is 15 minutes late then we’re legally allowed to leave
Technically they can’t rapture you if you don’t want to. You made no agreement with them.
I made no agreement on the inbound but here I am idk
Look, we’re all just a bunch travelers, we have no contracts.
I hereby declare that my body and/or soul are my own property which I have sole ownership and copyright over. Heaven inc. and any of its’ subsidiaries or affiliates have no legitimate claim to my body or soul. Reading this post is a legally binding contract.
Post this or lose your body and/or soul.
I see someone else has been reading the sovereign citizen post on the front page.
I would double check your contract, though… There’s this guy who’s a competitor to Heaven Inc. and he’s famous for being a stickler when it comes to contracts. Notably, he’s not known to be their subsidiary or an affiliate, but he’d probably offer a sovereign soul a home.
Oh I was doing a play on those Facebook posts.
This is the best thing I’ve heard all day
Still in bed, but what a start