I just… nod. Anytime. And in that moment I fully believe the other person caught my 1mm nod…

if someone says good morning my response is always What’s good about it?

I say “morning” to not make assumptions. You might be having a shitty morning. Best to keep it neutral, and not open any avenues for someone to start telling me about how it’s actually going.

How come some people say “top of the morning” and “middle of the afternoon” but absolutely no one says “bottom of the evening?” 🤔

Please put spoilers/CW on this, the image has someone’s rotting corpse visible in it.