Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 days agoCorn ruleslrpnk.netexternal-linkmessage-square86fedilinkarrow-up1672arrow-down117
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minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up135arrow-down1·8 days agoBecause the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·7 days agoBut like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
minus-squaretooclose104@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up11·7 days agoFarts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days agoFinally someone with a science based explanation
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 days agoLikely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
minus-squarewolfpack86@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoSorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
minus-squarenickwitha_k (he/him)@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·6 days agoBalloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there’s more than water in poop, or there should be unless you’re having a really bad time.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78·8 days agoTIL I’m corn because I’m full of shit
minus-squareStupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·7 days agoIf that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
minus-squareTrailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 days agoWell, you’re certainly not a logician
Because the undigested corn kernel husks are filled with poop.
But like why did they fill up all plump and not just be like a deflated balloon.
Farts blow open the empty kernels like a plastic bag in the wind, then the poop gets in them
Finally someone with a science based explanation
Likely because of the pressure that experienced when the feces mines through the colon.
Sorry buddy but swim underwater with a deflated balloon and you get a deflated balloon… Not a poopflated kernel.
Balloons are elastic. This would be more like a plastic bag. Plus, there’s more than water in poop, or there should be unless you’re having a really bad time.
TIL I’m corn because I’m full of shit
If that’s true, I’m an entire cob.
Well, you’re certainly not a logician
“Scoop some poop,… for science!”