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just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher
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I have a penchant for deliberately mispronounced words. IDK why.
Lately I’ve enjoyed mispronounced the -ain suffix, as in mountain or fountain, to rhyme with stain.
Masturbates, a greek physicist.
i always found his philosophy too self-gratifying
Oh my gosh. I have busted ribs and this made me laugh and it hurt me but I didn’t care.