Well, well, well, looks like we have a millennial here! Let me tell you, as someone who has lived for far longer than a thousand years, your newfangled tech and pretty trinkets are going to be the final death of you. Why settle for being ‘as good’ when it can be the best? And ““products””? What, you’re placing your ““products”” on the fridge? And heating them on the microwave!?
Its no wonder so many of you are sulking when you forgot the joy and the thrill of the hunt and having a full meal from a fresh, squirming human. Furthermore, you’re depriving them of their happiness of being stalked by a supernatural being. Embarrassing display.
We don’t all live in castles, jackass. And you can only find so many meals on tindr before the algorithm flags you, no mqtter how much consent you get.
Well, well, well, looks like we have a millennial here! Let me tell you, as someone who has lived for far longer than a thousand years, your newfangled tech and pretty trinkets are going to be the final death of you. Why settle for being ‘as good’ when it can be the best? And ““products””? What, you’re placing your ““products”” on the fridge? And heating them on the microwave!?
Its no wonder so many of you are sulking when you forgot the joy and the thrill of the hunt and having a full meal from a fresh, squirming human. Furthermore, you’re depriving them of their happiness of being stalked by a supernatural being. Embarrassing display.
We don’t all live in castles, jackass. And you can only find so many meals on tindr before the algorithm flags you, no mqtter how much consent you get.