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minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·2 months agoIn a war, you will: Dig a hole (trench) Have a final stand Slowly bleed to death See, that’s why war happens, folks!!!
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 month agoSometimes your final stand happens when you’re taking a leak and you slowly bleed from the meat chunks that used to be your body in the new trench the artillery shell dug but yes
minus-squareSaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI think now you just die to a kamikaze drone. You don’t even ever get to see any enemy combatant on the field and you die instantly. Marvelous.
minus-squareFizz@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoYou die and Russians/Ukrainians post the footage of your death on telegram to put in a compilation
minus-squarekrooklochurm@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI hate when this happens. Three fucking times this week.
minus-squarecassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoClimate change is ruining your snow for #3 though.
minus-squarebrown567@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoA big enough war makes its own winter 🍄
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months ago“Don’t tell mum I’m in Chechnya” intensifies
In a war, you will:
See, that’s why war happens, folks!!!
Sometimes your final stand happens when you’re taking a leak and you slowly bleed from the meat chunks that used to be your body in the new trench the artillery shell dug but yes
I think now you just die to a kamikaze drone. You don’t even ever get to see any enemy combatant on the field and you die instantly. Marvelous.
You die and Russians/Ukrainians post the footage of your death on telegram to put in a compilation
I hate when this happens. Three fucking times this week.
Climate change is ruining your snow for #3 though.
A big enough war makes its own winter 🍄
“Don’t tell mum I’m in Chechnya” intensifies