• GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        5 days ago

        How I sleep after installing an agentic AI-bloated operating system directly into my psyche (I lobotomized myself after a few minutes because it was unbearable):

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        5 days ago

        Well you see there’s no flash drive drivers preinstalled so you actually need to start here to get Windows, and then insert an Ethernet cable into one of the esophageal ports to establish internet. From there, you can upgrade to XP, and if your key verifies you can do an OTA upgrade to service pack 1 which has WiFi if you spread your fingers out.

        Once you do that, you’ll have a browser that can connect to Microsoft services and you’ll be able to insert a flash drive up your nose to begin standard installation.