• Tehhund@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I feel like OP hasn’t seen enough Hallmark movies — the protagonist’s jealous beau showing up is exactly the kind of second act complication they need.

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      2 months ago

      Please put on too much makeup, turn up holding a fleet of disposable designer bags, and then get your heels stuck in the grass for some reason, followed by a tiffy “I HATE it here!”

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          2 months ago

          *a tiny chihuahua in a prada bag starts yapping, and then the sprinklers come on for some reason and she starts to lose it as her makeup begins to run*