• _stranger_@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    A screwdriver isn’t that flammable. You’re better off with real lightbulbs that shatter, everclear, and zero OJ.

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      1 month ago

      Oh, ofc. I meant to drink the OJ then restructure global economic systems.