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We couldn’t verify your dick, please make sure is fully erect and you are not in a cold room
Jk Rowling app?
That would require an upskirt picture.
You’re right, I was reaching there
wait it actually says compliance? i hate when they start introducing police and military terms into general use, yuck
One can only assume that’s exactly why that word was picked - highlighting the frankly creepy aspects of the whole verification thing.
Pedantically though, it’s not strictly a military/police term. It’s been used for decades in “business” to cover all the drudgery involved in actually following laws etc.
Not quite on topic, but this reminded me of this old greentext
I don’t understand. Why is there a spider outline above her head?
They’re done with her face. The outline is
spoiler
her arms lifting her shirt.
oh, that makes more sense. I thought it was a crab-walk pose, but couldn’t understand why the capture area would include so much empty space underneath
And I thought it was a loaf of bread wearing the karate helmet from Spongebob lmao
One more step!
Spoiler
Accept the spider symbiont
Honestly? At this point, I’d rather verify with dick pics than with my face. My dick looks pretty generic, I doubt there is a national dick pic database, and you cannot easily identify me with my dick pick in the street. Really, the privacy-focussed compromise is taking a picture of your junk.
Boob ID
I assume this is a reference to the /b custom for femanons: Tits or gtfo!
Yes, 4Chan /b is a spawning pit of the alt-right and the manosphere. Misogyny and racism are the norm there.
Fun fact: Miku is canonically 16
