I don’t think organic chemistry could exist without all our slutty little carbons

I mean, have you met oxygen? It has a habit of tearing up other relationships and it even pairs up with itself when there’s no one around.

Oh and don’t get me started on hydrogen… Talk about a thirsty element. 😏 Is there anything hydrogen won’t bond with?

we admire carbon in this house

Yeah, dirtly little Carbon, forming polymers at common Earth temps, you filthy element…

Phosphorus can sometimes be found in chains. It’s not very stable, though.

Silicon too, it’s very similar, except silanes don’t like to exist.

Hey now! That whorishness is what makes Carbon so perfect for the chemistry of life’s functions.

I bet the other molecules are just mad they can’t get the kind of action that carbon can tbh.

Carbon shaming

Yeah but carbon is my spirit animal

A where what?