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Y’all wanted me to come out of my shell, guess what MFer
Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just fine
That’s a killer joke!
I didn’t know this was an option??
What did you expect the surgery to be if not that? Jazz hands?
“Hey, look at me! I’m Mr. Lobster Dick! I’ve got a lobster for a penis!”
Reminds me of the fan comic where Lois Lane is shocked by Superman’s alien junk with claws
What the fuck did I just read?
A masterpiece.
