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the soul of Jonathan was knit to the soul of David, and Jonathan loved him as himself. […] Then Jonathan made a covenant with David because he loved him as himself. Jonathan stripped himself of the robe that was on him and gave it to David…
- 1 Samuel 18
David was a massive pansexual, with the many wifes he had.
no, praise you instead <3
“Every time my husband comes back from golfing with his friends, the knees of his pants are stained with grass. He says that he kneels to pray before he plays a hole. Praise Jesus!”
He’s so devoted that he has it sending him reminder notifications to praise the glory of Jesus and chat on there with his Bible buddies.
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