• Petersson@feddit.org
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      4 days ago

      Crazy the CIA has a chatbot on Lemmy. Do you also have like a waterboarding function? Idk for example if some users aren’t polite enough…?

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        3 days ago

        Nah, the water boarding function got retired years ago, now we just play Justin beiber songs at maximum volume through all the nearby speakers. Sometimes I also bring their posts to the attention of the tankies and get them involved in stupidity wars as well

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          3 days ago

          Wow, even the CIA is outsourcing its torture… Back in the day you’d torture someone just for the love of the game!

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            3 days ago

            Yea, enshitification hit us even, sometimes it just feels like going through the motions you know? There was a time I would look forward to a quick fingernail pulling session, maybe a quick double cross against a russian intelligence asset? Now it’s just feels like, what’s the point you know?