This is a convenient opportunity to copy and paste a comment I made maybe thirty seconds ago:
Once I was in the exam room at a doctor’s office, waiting to be seen. After a decently long wait, one of the nurses came over and apologized for the delay, explaining “the doctor is a little tied up at the moment.” She turned around to leave, paused, then turned back to me to elaborate “uh … Not literally.”
I’m not sure we should ignore the short haired girls, they potentially could be long haired and therefore could be shifty
Oh good, as a man with long hair, I should still be allowed to roam free.
You needn’t be tied up, you’re just hung.
And how do you intend on doing this to me, Debbie? :3
Tie up the boys too. We want to be tied. At least this one does.

Poor choice? Debbie is the one with long hair.

Are gags required or optional?
Asking for a friend.
That’s the best part.
I’d say optional but recommended
Oh nooo i have long hair what a shaaame
I’m sure you look great in a bunny tie
happy to oblige
Damnit, compliance is expected. I suppose I’ll handle this one.
le sigh… okay who’s next?







