Call me old fashioned but I’ve always called mine the Quimstick
the context seems someone read smut from all these eras and made this list
Yeah, a few of these surely only existed in one work of prose to be witty or complete a rhyme.
does anyone want to play my gaying instrument
You have to be more subtle than that. Something like: ‘Woe is me! Here I am, my Gaying Instrument lies here unplayed, despite the fact that it is achingly turgid and throbbing…’
Play the gaying instrument, for it is but a silent flute
this guy plays his gaying instrument
What happened in 1890? Can we have that again?
Priests gonna priest. There’s a reason they don’t wear much under those robes.
Gaying instrument is strangely prophetic to me
I find ‘corned beef torpedo’ significantly more deranged than ‘liver disturber’
If your ‘torpedo’ looks like corned beef, you should definitely consult a doctor.
If your corned beef looks like a torpedo, you should consult your delicatessen.
If your torpedo looks like either, you should consult your armory
That was when the economy switched to reporting debt as an asset smh
/s
Honestly we figured it out first go with kicky-wicky. Never caught the same magic again.
Idk, I’m a bit partial to long plum.
Mind you, this was before we developed the aubergine/🍆.
Cutie Patootie is penis! Wild.
Dignity seems pretty fluid here
Reminds me of a classic
I’m torn between bald-pate friar and corned beef torpedo
Ol’ no. 207 not even on the list…
