Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.
I was on this train and frankly thought it was a bonding experience. Thank you.
Where do you commute?
Goddammit DONT FUCK THE PLANTS HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION
Joke’s on you. I’m into this shit.
Is it just me or are the posts getting objectively better on lemmy lately?
I hope I have something to do with that
plant_vore enthusiast checking in uwu
Plussy vs Zussy
Thanks, i hate it.
TIHI
WOULD
Cute
Oh dear
:V
Ah, fuck.
I feel like the odd one out because I don’t care that it’s a plant I just find horny anime faces really unattractive.
I’m not in the “would” or the “ewwwww” camp. I have standards but they’re stupid standards, I guess.