As someone who spent almost equal time on both coasts and in Ontario, my sense of Canadian slang is fucked because so much of it is regional.
Whatcha sayin’, b’y? Sherbert headed buddy down the ways trying to fuck aboat*? Some stupid of this goof**. Fuck it, they can keep their 24s, mickeys and 26s outta here. Won’t be able to get my JDs - that’s a right sin. But she’s the best choice.
Don’t care what the b’ys on the back of the bus might chirp aboat this, she’s alright by me.
*Go to Nova Scotia and honestly tell me you don’t meet someone who says about, it almost comes across as aboot, but actually sounds like aboat.
**Also, goof is used in the truest Canadian context here, and based on what we know about buddy and the guy who didn’t kill himself probably isn’t far off.
Hey buddy. Wees don’t talks like dat. Fuckin’ goof. Keep it up and I’ll jersey ya’ wit yer fuckin’ bunny hug and lay a good pounding on ya Bud.
As someone who spent almost equal time on both coasts and in Ontario, my sense of Canadian slang is fucked because so much of it is regional.
Whatcha sayin’, b’y? Sherbert headed buddy down the ways trying to fuck aboat*? Some stupid of this goof**. Fuck it, they can keep their 24s, mickeys and 26s outta here. Won’t be able to get my JDs - that’s a right sin. But she’s the best choice.
Don’t care what the b’ys on the back of the bus might chirp aboat this, she’s alright by me.
*Go to Nova Scotia and honestly tell me you don’t meet someone who says about, it almost comes across as aboot, but actually sounds like aboat.
**Also, goof is used in the truest Canadian context here, and based on what we know about buddy and the guy who didn’t kill himself probably isn’t far off.
Ya just need ta find a friendly Minnesotan or Wisconsinite or Yooper ta sneak it over the border for ya, dontchaknow?
Oh jeez, yah.
I’d be happy to bring up a couple’a bottles for ya if ya let me stick around for a while.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M
This is a Heritage Moment at this point.
I enjoyed this. Thank you.
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