Pants are symbolic of modern degeneracy. Are we too ASHAMED to let our legs free? Do we lock them in cages because we are afraid? It’s unnatural! Humans did not evolve to wear pants. Only maybe sweatpants are okay. End the TYRANNY of HARD PANTS. No more I say!
Pants are symbolic of modern degeneracy. Are we too ASHAMED to let our legs free? Do we lock them in cages because we are afraid? It’s unnatural! Humans did not evolve to wear pants. Only maybe sweatpants are okay. End the TYRANNY of HARD PANTS. No more I say!
You can tug off my pants off with your cold dead hands!
Wait, that didn’t come out right.
We talked about this, the zombies don’t want you for your brains! Wait no, that’s not right…
But hard pants cover up the silhouette of the AssBlaster9000 I wear out in public!
yis i dun lik my legs… ;(