Not for me. Sexy times are fun, yes, but sometimes I just want to be left alone in my game room so I can binge YouTube for 6 hours straight and not be near anybody. Plus you have to shower and brush your teeth afterward to get the vagina smell off your face and out of your mouth, and some days I just don’t feel like showering more than once.
Hell, some days I’ll even take porn over sex because the cleanup is much easier.
Can anyone else relate or am I just going to get downvoted again?
It’s hard to talk with a mouthful of pussy! Anyway my partner likes it when I eat her like a fat kid at an all-you-can-eat cake buffet.
Anyway being gross and lascivious is highly rewarding. Do I want to not get hours of mind melting sex? Or do I want to pass out still inside my partner because we’re just so exhausted by the two hours of intense pleasure that our legs no longer work? Granted its a bit messy, but it’s also really hot.
Not for me. Sexy times are fun, yes, but sometimes I just want to be left alone in my game room so I can binge YouTube for 6 hours straight and not be near anybody. Plus you have to shower and brush your teeth afterward to get the vagina smell off your face and out of your mouth, and some days I just don’t feel like showering more than once.
Hell, some days I’ll even take porn over sex because the cleanup is much easier.
Can anyone else relate or am I just going to get downvoted again?
The trick is to grow a huge beard and don’t wash it, then walk around with it soaked in pussy juice
Have absolutely no interest in removing the scent of vagina.
And that’s a trick to accomplish… ?
Being awesome
Correct
Y’all are some disgusting, thirstyass motherfuckers. Please go out more and spend more time talking to women.
It’s hard to talk with a mouthful of pussy! Anyway my partner likes it when I eat her like a fat kid at an all-you-can-eat cake buffet.
Anyway being gross and lascivious is highly rewarding. Do I want to not get hours of mind melting sex? Or do I want to pass out still inside my partner because we’re just so exhausted by the two hours of intense pleasure that our legs no longer work? Granted its a bit messy, but it’s also really hot.
If you don’t like the smell and taste of vagina, have you considered eating ass? Or sampling one of the many trans women Lemmy has to offer?
When did I say that I don’t like the smell and taste of vagina? I wouldn’t eat pussy if I hated it lol
I just don’t want it on my face and in my breath all day. Are you one of those people who goes right to bed after sex without showering first?
At 1 in the afternoon? I don’t take naps.
You know what I’m getting at. Don’t be a dick.