As someone who was part of the Greater Seattle Polycule, this is so close to reality I wouldn’t be surprised either if some people are up to stuff like this. Planning dates often required the type of schedule organizing you can only accomplish with office experience. Hell I bought an employee room locker to put in my apartment to keep everyone’s stuff organized. There’s enough trans tech workers that sometimes you wind up with an enterprise tool in the mix. I’ve never personally seen it implemented to this level but yeah, whether to be ironic or a legitimate organizational need I would not be surprised.
We’d also share account access to media to the point where if there was a breakup with someone who had a high value account we’d organize who would take on a new account and if it needed group funded. I don’t even know who owned some of the accounts I had access to and I suspect I have an account gleefully chugging away being paid for by someone and it might not even be under my email anymore.
Gotta keep track of when you’re free and busy. It really helps when one partner wants to hang out and you may be busy with another. Shared calendars #chefskiss
I think the Greater Seattle Polycule is set up with all this stuff, and I wish I was joking.
I think that not only is this real, it’s not even intended to be a joke.
At least Portland’s transbian dating scheme has a few fissures in it that keep it from adopting a fucking enterprise model.
The Greater Seattle Policule sounds like an anarchist faction in a post-apoc game I’d love to play.
Give it 5 years, we’ll get there
As someone who was part of the Greater Seattle Polycule, this is so close to reality I wouldn’t be surprised either if some people are up to stuff like this. Planning dates often required the type of schedule organizing you can only accomplish with office experience. Hell I bought an employee room locker to put in my apartment to keep everyone’s stuff organized. There’s enough trans tech workers that sometimes you wind up with an enterprise tool in the mix. I’ve never personally seen it implemented to this level but yeah, whether to be ironic or a legitimate organizational need I would not be surprised.
We’d also share account access to media to the point where if there was a breakup with someone who had a high value account we’d organize who would take on a new account and if it needed group funded. I don’t even know who owned some of the accounts I had access to and I suspect I have an account gleefully chugging away being paid for by someone and it might not even be under my email anymore.
can i get more info on the greater seattlle polycule, I am very interested in it
This sounds like the best form of communism possible
Internally giggling/cringing at the idea of using Bookings to plan dates. Big symbolism when you give someone access to your ‘overnights’ service.
Gotta keep track of when you’re free and busy. It really helps when one partner wants to hang out and you may be busy with another. Shared calendars #chefskiss
Pornhub for Enterprise is not real. So either there was one random, awkwardly placed joke, or the entire thing is satire.
If Pornhub for Enterprise isn’t real, then what’s the scalable, supportable, enterprise-based solution for sperm bank production?
Old Playboy magazines donated by the estates of dead boomer men, probably