My old boss made a joke about women not pooping, his wife proceeded to send him a picture of her every bowel movement for a year. He thought it was hilarious.
As a person that’s cleaned women’s public restrooms: haha NO.
as a person whose therapy you’re threatening to undo women’s public restrooms DO NOT EXIST
“If i don’t see them, the fnords can’t eat me.”
I have some bad news for you
Yeah, get to a GI doc ASAP, OP! There’s not nearly enough confetti or glitter. You may have a gal-bladder obstruction, which can be life-threatening if left untreated.
Okay what the fuck
I’m not crazed and I’m not mad
I’m just so sick
Of watching pretty girls
Doin’ ugly things
Pretty girls, ugly thingsSugarcane – PAW (1993)
Sorry for the rando music. This post just reminded me of this old song.




