TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agorule of society 😔lemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1288arrow-down122
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minus-squaretiramichu@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 months agoIt’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-22 months agoNah. All the battery power needs to be stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoHey wait a minute… That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that. That badonky gonna baboomy.
minus-squareWIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoIt’s not swelling up. They just keep putting more battery cells inside.
minus-squareVoroxpete@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoThank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!
It’s the microwave radiation from phones that makes your butt fat, obviously!
Nah. All the battery power needs to be stored somewhere since new phones are smaller and don’t have space for it. The ass is the ideal place for storign it
Hey wait a minute… That implies really bad things if their ass is swelling up like that.
That badonky gonna baboomy.
It’s not swelling up. They just keep putting more battery cells inside.
Thank you microwave radiations from phones. The hero we needed in our darkest hour!