• shonkyshonky@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    7 days ago

    genuinely have to turn porn off sometimes because the man is both the worst actor on the face of the earth and also won’t shut the fuck up which completely kills the experience

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      7 days ago

      These things kill it for me. Excessive talking, slapping, absurd grunting… Ughh…

      Some are so damn good then the guy starts going all slap boxing on her and it’s like wtf??

        • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          6 days ago

          I once watched one where she hissed like a pissed off kitten, which promptly pissed off my then kitten who was sleeping on my bed across the room. I laughed so hard I blacked out and lost my boner.

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        6 days ago

        Literally any thing BUT straight porn.

        Straight women and men almost universally are unbearable to watch. From the sounds to the acting. It’s all painfully awful.

        Solo straight people? For what ever reason are perfectly fine. Its baffling how the moment you put two straight people together their ability to act like a normal creature they suddenly become stupid.

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          8 hours ago

          like everything else, trying to do it for profit ruins everything. If you just stick to amateur stuff it tends to be perfectly fine, the grainier the video the more likely that they’re genuinely passionately going at it.