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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 days ago

Penis on the forehead rule

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Penis on the forehead rule

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VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 days ago
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    “Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. I was distracted because I was sick.”

    (coughing emoji)

  • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@anarchist.nexus
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    Lady, you need glasses 🫡

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      Or her partner needs to see a doctor about his penis.

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        I knew a guy with 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove.

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          two in each leg and one out front

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    God I hate people like this. Is America really full of people like this?

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      No. Non American here but I’ve spent a decent amount of time there.

      They exist in a slightly higher ratio than other places but are still a tiny minority.

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        American here that has worked a customer facing job. Yes. They are abundant.

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          Well tbf you are the prey of choice for energy vampires

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          I guess that must bring out the worst in any nation :/

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        Ah, good

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      Who would have thought that the religious nutbags and opportunists from the contenent would be prone to conspiracy and scamming?

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      America is big. Maybe the midwest is full of people like this?

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        I wouldn’t say “full” but as an ex-Midwesterner I can confidently say the population there is fairly sparse for the most part.

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      Seems to be maybe 50/50

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    obvious rage bait is obvious.

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    Sounds like someone who really wants to justify taking back their tip

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      like a pregnancy scare

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    Wait you guys dont have 5 digits on your penits?

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      Of course I do! I have 5 penis. Otherwise it would just be called a peni.

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        I know a guy that would pay good money to have you make wine.

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    It’s only appropriate to have the tip removed if it was laying on her forehead. Maybe now she can enjoy her private burrito taxi again

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    Is o7 more appropriate, then?

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