No special thought sharing this. Just found it in my Pictures folder and found it funny. :3

  • DagwoodIII@piefed.socialBanned from community
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    What do you call someone who spends a lot of time hanging out with real musicians?

    A drummer.

    A frog jumps into a Princess’s lap and tells her that he’s under a witch’s spell. If she kisses him he’ll turn into the world’s best drummer.

    She puts him in her purse and starts walking home.

    ‘Why didn’t you kiss me?’

    ‘I can make a lot more money with a talking frog than I can make with the world’s best drummer.’