Wow, he was born in 1759.
wwwwwwwow thats adult.
“Lash her pussy with your tongue” is now forever in my vocabulary
The good ol’ Sir/Madam works, though I find myself intrigued by My Lord/My Lady.
My discomfort is immesuarable, and my night is tainted (pun intended)
he focuses so much on the aggression kinda… that doesn’t read as comfortable.
why “lash” when you could “lovingly caress”?
lash her pussy with your tongue, skilfully, long, and mercilessly, when she shows ready, and let her cum wildly, until she is gasping with pleasure, and spent!
Easier said than done. Most women feel absolutely nothing when you try this on us. You spend hours down there, your jaw reaches muscle failure, and no objective has been achieved apart from a thorough crotch cleaning with your rancid saliva. You needn’t wonder why we’re man-loathing raging bitches who prefer our vibrators to unsatisfactory human touch.
I think at some point you gotta tell the poor guy it ain’t working and maybe try something else.
By then I’ve lost interest & would rather commence doomscrolling.
The Feed > Mediocre sex.
It really is. It provides access to millions of people all over the world, it’s available 24/7, never gets tired, never judges, lets me come & go unannounced whenever I please, it satisfies a huge percentage of interactive human needs.
Are you trying to claim that most women feel nothing from cunnilingus? 🤨
Or just that men tend to be bad at it?
…You good?
