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Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 17 hours ago

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Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 17 hours ago
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  • mr_rusty_shackleford@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Same, but probably difficult to turn $10M in gold into spending money without someone noticing.

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      Yeah, if I found like a hundred thousand in cash, it wouldn’t get into a bank account, I’d just be buying groceries and retail purchases in cash for a long time, and saving the money I would have spent normally. Maybe asking places to make change so if the serial numbers get noted, things get spread about a bit.

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        hundred thousand in cash

        groceries

        In the U.S., that would get you enough food for weeks!

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          Seriously. Loaded up on groceries this weekend, and total cost for 1.75 carts was well over $600

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            15 hours ago

            What the actual fuck is going on over there. My condolences

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              15 hours ago

              Just some minor societal collapse. Don’t worry, we’ll totally get better…

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                14 hours ago

                Honestly I’m hoping the feds collapse because frankly speaking they are the problem and I don’t see it getting better.

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                  13 hours ago

                  How much do you reckon groceries will cost then? From what I’ve seen, collapse brings neither groceries nor safety.

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                    In the short term it’ll certainly suck but long term it’d probably end up being better for everyone, the problem with the fed is both a short term and long term problem. While groceries may get expensive for a couple years it’s unlikely theyd be nearly as fluctuate as they are now simply cause the states would be incapable of doing nearly as much stupid shit.

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              just everything being expensive because we pay the monetary price of the colonial wars our oligarch overlords enact abroad to enrich themselves

              • SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social
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                6 hours ago

                But… but trickle down?

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        Don’t forget any home improvement tasks. Need your yard leveled? Landscapers would love to give a slight cash discount.

        Tree needs taking down? Cash.

        Tuckpointing a chimney? Cash.

        Annoyingly, you can’t actually use “cash” cash for a cash down payment on a house. Mortgage lenders like to know where the money is coming from.

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        11 hours ago

        Imagine doing that 98 times

    • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s why you bury it in the backyard and only use little bits at a time.

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        But then you risk some kid digging it up and turning it in to the authorities.

        • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works
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          The cycle continues

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            5 hours ago

            …“and I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!”

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        How would you even go about turning a huge bar of gold into cash anyways?

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          A single bar? Chip off a 50g piece, re-melt it, sell it to a jeweler or cash-for-gold place. Rinse & repeat with enough time inbetween and never in the same location twice, and always for cash.

          Multiple bars will either require a multi year plan or more… professional means.

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          I think it’s a case of ‘who you know’ in that line of work.

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          Ebay

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        10M spend bit by bit takes more than a life time

        • Archimedes@sh.itjust.works
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          16 hours ago

          Should be plenty then.

          • nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Definately. More than one needs for survival :D

      • bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
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        Best store it where no one will look: in the woodburner. Dont tell anyone.

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      It’s work, but the hourly rate’s not bad.

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      He could get it fenced for about 30-50% of its market value.

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      Exactly, even if he kept 1 bar any place he could legally exchange it will have to give the appropriate tax documents since its such a high amount

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        I thought gold was soft enough to be easily cut by a lot of other more common metals

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          True, but you would have to do it so slowly to avoid detection. Small pieces over years maybe decades to avoid detection

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            Still comes out to a lifechanging amount of money for most people, I would think. Maybe some bars left over for your descendants

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