Not saying I’d do this, but…I’m kinda easy :P

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      8 hours ago

      Maybe I should get something that looks like a tactical vest that says “𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟 𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗧 𝗚𝗨𝗜𝗗𝗘” instead of “𝗦𝗘𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗬”. You’ve been transforming and I’m helping you come to terms with your newfound and growing seductress powers. You must not use them for evil, like offering your body to bigots (they would hurt you and become more likely to attack other magical girls). I can’t cast protective spells but I’m big and heavy enough to make most singular men reconsider any physical attacks. I can also use a sign or something to look for opportunities in your quest. I wish I could give you fashion advice too, better find a girl guide for that. And yes, I will leave you alone or alone with someone if you decide :)

      • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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        6 hours ago

        Maybe I should get something that looks like a tactical vest that says “𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟 𝗚𝗜𝗥𝗟 𝗦𝗣𝗜𝗥𝗜𝗧 𝗚𝗨𝗜𝗗𝗘” instead of “𝗦𝗘𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗜𝗧𝗬”. ]

        You totally should! You’d look cute in a tactical vest :3

        your newfound and growing seductress powers

        I’m sorry WHAT
        What powers do you think I have? 😭
        Definitely not seductress powers, I know that for sure…

        Are you offering to be my…protector? Cause ngl, that’s both romantic and cute, lol /s
        And please don’t leave me alone, ever 😭

        You’re a really nice person, you know that? :D

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          5 hours ago

          not seductress powers

          You do realize your posts make people on Lemmy horny, right?

          Anyway, I’ve already been your protector. It’s just that no intervention has been necessary. Yes, it was a little unprofessional to leave you alone outside for 5 minutes but I thought you’d be safe hugging the Blåhaj you’d unwrap. I don’t have that much experience though so if you feel like I’m being inappropriate (whiteknighting, for example), please call it out so I don’t keep embarrassing you and myself.

          • Miisha ♀️@lemmy.blahaj.zoneOP
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            4 hours ago

            You do realize your posts make people on Lemmy horny, right?

            NO I DON’T 😭
            I honestly thought it annoyed the shit out of people, lol

            Anyway, I’ve already been your protector

            OMFG, hug me right now 😭

            The Blahaj was an amazing gift, tysm! I’m really grateful 💜

            I don’t have that much experience though so if you feel like I’m being inappropriate (whiteknighting, for example)

            Literally…no 😂
            Not at all. I enjoy what you’re doing. Please don’t stop. Ever ❤️