Teagan (@introskeptic@lemmy.blahaj.zone) came up with this and now I can’t get it out of my head 😂
She keeps calling me a “narwhal girl”, cause for some reason I’m even hornier in Matrix DMs. Not to the point of being creepy (god, I hope not…) but like…how is that even possible?? 😭
Prog’s doing a number on me ;-;

I love that girlie. She’s so kind and funny and god is she pretty. She’s an amazing friend 🩷
Too bad I suck so much 😭

SVG source for anyone interested: Source