Teagan (@introskeptic@lemmy.blahaj.zone) came up with this and now I can’t get it out of my head 😂
She keeps calling me a “narwhal girl”, cause for some reason I’m even hornier in Matrix DMs. Not to the point of being creepy (god, I hope not…) but like…how is that even possible?? 😭
Prog’s doing a number on me ;-;
I love that girlie. She’s so kind and funny and god is she pretty. She’s an amazing friend 🩷
Too bad I suck so much 😭
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Can it be? Is it true? Do the Narwhals still bacon at midnight?
Narwhals, narwhals swimming in the ocean…



